i'm at my house right now and it's eighty five degrees in the shade. just a few minutes ago, i was standing outside on the front sidewalk and just looked out over the yard and the circle and thought about all the stupid shit i'd done there. finally it feels like summer, and being here feels like the past eighteen summers. it also makes me never want to leave the area, despite the fact that there are significantly more interesting etc places.
i'm killing time, waiting for my mother's new cd, the man previously known as cat steven's new one, to rip onto the computer. here is my favorite crime watch published in this week's birmingham bloomfield eagle:
Phone stolen
BIRMINGHAM - A patron of the Palladium theater put his cell phone on his lap and
watched the Star Trek movie. When he left, he realized that he had not put his phone back
in his pocket so he went back to look for it, but it was gone. Later, police said, the man got
a call on a different phone from the unknown person who had his lost phone and wanted $150
in cash. Police said they set up a sting operation, but the person never followed through to
return the phone.
Literally, that is the most interesting one in there.
Usually the crime watch features headlines such as Young children frolicking happily
down sidewalk upset elder Birmingham resident or
Birmingham Groves student is not invited to party on terms of his loserdom,
sues for defamation of character or other shit like that. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE
POLICE FOOLING AROUND WITH SETTING UP A STING OPERATION FOR A STOLEN
PHONE?? probably because there were no parties to bust that night.
It's done. Off to Emily's lacrosse game and shit.
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